Little Known Fact #121

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/09/2014 at 15:45 • Filed to: little known facts

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The Mercedes Pullman does not use motor oil, it instead uses the blood of rebel scum for lubrication.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2014 at 15:51

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That's nice to know.

Miscreant Scum also?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 04/09/2014 at 15:55

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That's saved for the diff.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2014 at 15:56

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Because peasant blood is just too tainted.

Roberto G. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2014 at 15:56

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You know the Tooth Fairy?...

Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2014 at 16:26

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Coolant is made with 90% of water distilled from the sweat of slave labour and the additive is made with a rare moss that only grows in dungeons.

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/09/2014 at 22:48

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"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and.... Damn, you've got to be at least 5w-40. Piett, get my siphon."